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“Your wife and daughter look like twins,” my friend said. “Well,” I replied, “they were separated at birth.” One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore…

“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?” She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.” My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting…

The Best Clean Mum Jokes For Today Mum jokes have been around for a long time and are enjoyed by just about everyone. It’s always great to tease your mum,…

My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don’t worry, I’ll return. “Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He…

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on…