Funny

My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. My…

I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids. “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun. What happened…

  After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.  

  What does a baby computer call his father? Data.  

  Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple! Did you know your…