Here are some fresh ones for you:
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
- Because it was two-tired!
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
- “Hey, bud!”
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Why did the tomato turn red?
- Because it saw the salad dressing!
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How do you organize a space party?
- You planet!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
- Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do cows stay up to date with current events?
- They read the moos-paper!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
- Because then it would be a foot!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
- A carrot!
