#DadJokes – Today’s Dad Jokes are….
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them) I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. What’s blue and not very heavy? Light…
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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink? Subpoena colada. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI. What do…
#DadJokes – Today\\\’s Dad Jokes are….
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something. People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise.…
#DadJokes – Today\’s Dad Jokes are….
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale. A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the…
#DadJokes – Today’s Dad Jokes are….
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines. If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled? Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It’s tearable.…