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What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot. My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking…
#DadJokes – Todays Dad Jokes are….
If you’re feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It’ll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning. My landlord…
#DadJokes – Todays Dad Jokes are….
In 2017 I didn’t do a marathon. I didn’t do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke. Not to brag but I made six figures…
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Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face? This year’s Fibonacci convention is going…
#DadJokes – Todays Dad Jokes are….
“Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!” My friend couldn’t afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a “Get Well…